Monday, July 27, 2009

Dreamin' Part 1

I feel like I remember dreams fairly frequently, but there are definitely some dreams that I will never forget.

For the past five or six years, I have had dreams featuring a celebrity. These dreams come about every six months and vary between really awesome and really not awesome.

Who is that celebrity you ask?

Why, none other than Conan O'Brien!

I call them my "Conan Dreams" (clever, I know).

But yeah, I don't get it either. If anyone has insight to why I have biannual dreams involving Conan please, PLEASE let me know.

Most of the time Conan and I are buddies in my dreams. He invites me onto his show and I do a spot or some kind of funny routine and we joke and make fun of each other. Maybe these dreams are revealing a deep passion for comedy or a secret desire to have my own talk show. Maybe its because we both have abnormally large heads. Or maybe I'm subconsciously attracted to Conan-I have no idea.

The last Conan dream I had was July 3. I woke up completely disoriented because my Conan dream was more of a nightmare! The dream involved him ganging up with neighborhood hooligans and chasing me around, trying to prevent me from ever appearing on his stage again.

I seriously woke up wicked confused. Like this relationship I had developed with dream Conan was forever ruined. I obviously don't want that to be the case, so hopefully my next dream will include him apologizing for his behavior, but I have to wait about six months before I find out.

So Conan, if you're reading this, can we still be friends?

Friday, July 24, 2009


This is by far the best MJ tribute I've seen yet. Their hearts and souls are in this.

My favorite part might be the lochness monster on the singers t-shirt. Classy.


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Korea Countdown

It seems as though Korea is coming faster than it seems. I'm set out to depart on August 24...ahhhhh.

But mostly I'm excited. I'm doing various things to prepare myself for this giant culture shock in which I am about to embark.

Including, but not limited to, the following:

-Trying to learn Korean. I learn by watching Arrested Development. It has taught me how to say hello...and well, thats all so far

-Eating Mexican food. It doesn't exist over there.

-Getting paperwork filled out for my future Visa. Yehaw.

-Spending loads and loads of time with my peeps in the Ptown.

-Adjusting my palette by eating Asian foods. Like sushi. And Oriental Top Ramen.Bam.

Friday, July 17, 2009


I suppose at the age of 92 I shouldn't be suprised, but I still gasped when I got word that Walter Cronkite died.

His journalism influenced me. It influenced the world.


Thursday, July 16, 2009

I guess its been long enough

MJ has been dead long enough for journalism to move forward.

And this is what we get.

Thank you CNN.

I hope Harry and Pepper find other kinds of happiness.

Monday, July 13, 2009


There are quite a few songs in my semi pathetic iTunes library that have never been played. You know how some people have like 508850383 songs so that makes sense? I don't even have close to that many. So I feel a little sad that I neglect some of my precious tunes. And its just ironic that the songs that have the most plays in my library (you know, like Enrique, Jeremih, Akon, Carla Bruni, and BSB) while others have none!

Anyways, I've decided to listen to every song that has never been played.

So far today I've listened to like 4 Jessica Simpson songs, a couple from the Hercules soundtrack, ABBA, and the infamous T-Spoon (oh, what, you don't know who T-spoon is? Don't worry, that is a blog for a different day. And you won't be disappointed)

What I'm really saying is that if you walk in on me rocking out to "I Can Go the Distance" this is why.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Brock Lesnar

I choose you.