A real text message I got from my friend Chaser (the ultimate girl magnet):
"It's unbelievable how creepy u r from so far away, yet I like it."
I'm flattered. I really am.
A real text message I got from my friend Kim (i just love/miss her real bad):
"OMG I'm such a weirdo. I just crunched my fingers up and said chocolate in a super creepy gollum from lord of the rings character way"
We had just been having a real conversation about how much we wanted to eat candy bars and then we listed which ones we would eat at that exact moment. She likes the dark chocolate milky ways. Yucky.
If you, or anyone you know, would like to be a texting friend, I'm here.