Today I saw a one-legged duck and I thought to myself, "hey, my life isn't so bad!"
But then I kept thinking about it and I wondered if it would be harder or easier to take off my pants if I only had one leg. At first I thought it'd be faster because, hello, only one leg. But then I started thinking about the logistics behind having to jump up at the exact right moment to pull the pant leg off.
But then I realized I wouldn't have to wear pants if I was a duck.
Also, I'm on a new Tyler Perry movie kick. I don't know why.
Oh wait, yes I do:
And thats a happy Monday to you all!