And I'm not talking about Tom Cruise (although, RIP tomkat). Last night I went and did what most Americans should've been doing last night. Why, I went and saw the newest Tyler Perry movie! Madea's Witness Protection gave me exactly what I was hoping for: happiness and laughter among racial differences. That TP really knows whats up. I was also more than pleasantly surprised to see my main man, Tom Arnold, show up at the beginning of the film. He was only in there for a few minutes, but those few minutes gave me a natural high. I love Tom. So naturally, in the movie, I announced that Tom had replied to my tweets before. Which basically means I know him. Which means I am famous by association. Well, kind of famous I guess. Then this morning I decided to tweet about this. AND TOM RETWEETED ME (also i still feel silly saying anything 'tweet' 'retweet' etc. but i do it nonetheless). Proof: I feel weird...