I'm 30. I just want to make sure everyone is aware of this. Age is funny. Are we proud of getting older? Or are we ashamed? Or does it even matter? But that's neither here nor there. Because I'm 30. And today I stood in line for an hour to meet DJ Khaled. For those of you who need a quick refresher on this celebrity: DJ Khaled was born Khaled Mohamed Khaled a whole decade before I was born. He's a DJ, a radio personality, a music producer, and a social media mogul who has turned a whole generation of children (and some 30 year olds) into his little minions. DJ Khaled is preparing to release his new album in just a few days and he loves flowers, his unborn baby, blessings, the elliptical, and Snapchat. And I love him for all of it. Seriously. He loves flowers so much. Anyways, because I have the heart of a teenager for eternity, I buy into this celebrity world and so when I found out DJ Khale...