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I'm over here in Colorado for the weekend, celebrating some Donald success. Which isn't that rare, but its a worthy occasion. His graduation ceremony was yesterday and it wasn't as painful as some previous experiences, but they did obsess over the fact that their senior class was really 'special' and should be honored for not trashing the school on their way out for the last time. For our senior exit, we threw a buttload of bouncy balls down the stairs. It was dangerous, but kind of awesome. But we're not as classy as Donald's graduating class. I guess. To honor this occasion, I give to you some more text messages from Donald. "So the other day I was at a bbq. I'm making my burger and you know, putting on mustard. I finish with that then start putting on the ketchup on my burger. You know how normally the condiments only spill on you if you're putting it on? Well instead, the ketchup hits the mustard and hits it off the burger onto my ...

Kiss Me Thru the Phone. Cher Voice. (i recorded this awhile ago, but youtube was being difficult. and so i forgot about it. but then i remembered it existed tonight. and now it is here for you. to love, mock, and judge me-my faces are gooooood)

While Janna is gone celebrating life in a much warmer and happier place on earth, I am in possession of her Wii. She is such a good person for letting it stay with me. And believe me Janna, I'm taking good care of it. Upon perusing the Netflix options, it came to my knowledge that I can watch every episode of Law and Order: SVU. Dreams DO come true! My current goal is to watch all 258 episodes. Don't worry, I probably won't. But it would be awesome if I did. I feel like everyone would be really impressed. Also, I am falling more in love with Christopher Meloni. I don't know exactly what it is about him, but I love whatever it is.

It's a sad day in the world, for Celebrity Apprentice is over. But in John Rich's world, its a most excellent day! Because he won. And that is exactly what I wanted. I am legit excited that he came out on top. And that Def Leppard showed up because in some of the commercials they made it seem like they wouldn't. And that Marlee Matlin lost. I mean, she seems nice. But I'm glad she lost. Also, why did they put a microphone on Marlee? Can anyone answer that question? She kept hitting it when she was signing (you know, when she got really enthused and loud) and it was distracting. Anyways, nice lady. But no John Rich. He is the best. In honor of the finale, I went to Jenn and Steve's, we ate Jenn's amazing meatloaf (get it? because Meatloaf aka Meat was on this season) and watched in style. (The cooks/future voters of Donald Trump) Me channeling my inner Lil Jon. Love him 'ppreciate him. And my proudest baking moment ever. I love you Mr. Trump.

Remember when I went to New York in December? I do. I love that city. So much. My digital camera decided to pass out while I was there, so most of my pics were taken via disposable camera. I finally developed them. Here are some of my favorites: New York. I love you.

Here's the deal. Yesterday was the first day of real sun and hotness we've had for awhile (this year), so naturally I wanted to take full advantage. Meaning: pool time. I can't really swim...yet. Because of my surgery. I'm not meant to soak the foot. So it was mostly time spent beside the pool. And it was glorious. Fantastic. Amazing. Until I came home. And looked in the mirror. So today at church I looked like a lobster. On a scooter. If you ask me, I have no idea how I'm still single. Also, this is what I looked like on Cinco de Mayo. And I promise I'll stop posting pictures of myself.

I'm going through serious travel withdrawals...so I thought we could take a trip around the world for a second (via mostly self portraits). Anyone want to go for a real trip? Pretty please? (china. great wall) (japan. itsukushima shrine) (taiwan. national memorial hall) (italy. colosseum) (korea. war museum) (holland. windmills) (italy. venice. gondola) (hungary. danube) (england. parliament) and my true love (paris. eiffel tower)

Okay guys. A few days ago I was doing some research on something very important to me. Vin Diesel. He's not as important to me as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but they are both part of the very lucrative movie business. Most notably The Fast and the Furious . Who doesn't love that!? I thought so. Anyways, I know that there's been some speculation on Mr. Vin's personal life, so I was led to the internets source of all truth and wisdom: Wikipedia. And on that Wikipedia I learned some very interesting things about this man who has us all in his grasp. First off, how did he get his nickname? Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Vincent. Turns out when he was working as a bouncer in New York, he picked Vin to be his bouncer bad-a nickname. And then his friends 'always' said he was running on diesel fuel. Bam. Vin Diesel is born. Secondovely, he is a twin! If any of you can find a picture of his twin bro, please send it my way. I searched google and was not rewa...

Today is a seriously special day. More than you even realize. And I'm being completely serious. First off, did we know that today is No-Pants Day ?!?! I'm disappointed in myself for not knowing about this sooner, and not being more involved. I just wish every day was no-pants day, but thats just me. Also, thanks to Jill, I'm sad I wasn't in Denver tonight more than normal because I would've gone to this No-Pants Party . They even had a costume contest. Its such a dream world. I'm going to remember this for next year, you bet your bottom dollar...or pants! Also, did we know today also happens to be International Tuba Day?! Seriously. Two things collided into making the most awesome and celebrated first Friday of the month ever. As stated on the website , International Tuba Day was created to, " recognize tubists in musical organizations around the world who have to go through the hassle of handling a tuba". Another quote from the website that I apprecia...

I love the Earth. I love celebrating it. To me, Earth Day is the Earth's birthday. And if we get a birthday party every year, why shouldn't the Earth? It is, after all, pretty awesome. Last year I celebrated Earth Day in Korea . It involved making a dress out of plastic bags, wearing that dress into the city, having my friends not even recognize it was a dress made out of plastic for the first half hour, and then eating a giant bowl of ramen (which I eventually threw up back into the bowl from whence it came). It was a great Earth Day. This Earth Day was also quite exciting. There was an Earth Day party. This time since I couldn't be in Korea, I brought Koreans to me: There was dancing. A rare appearance by cute baby Sophie and her cute parents. Recycled wear. Really trendy this time of year. (darren buys all of his clothing pre-owned so he's still legit) And pictures where not every person was ready...but we celebrate this, too. Some crazy things happened at the party...

Why yes, I think Baby Bill Clinton is just as precious as old Bill Clinton.