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Things that are making my life complicated

-Backstreet Boys cruise being sold out and the only tickets I've been able to find are outrageously expensive -CHER skipping the months of November and December with her Vegas show, therefore thwarting all plans I had of going to Vegas on my 25th birthday to sing "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" with her on stage. You know it would've happened. (what should i do for my birthday now?!) -the movie Social Network . Knowing I've been a part of FB since the first year it existed, but then also realizing I've been a part of it since it started. Awesome or lame? What did we do before FB? I don't even remember. Maybe read books? -Stupid earphones I bought from Best Buy that don't work very well -Staying up late every single night for no good reasons -BYU football being horrible Good thing I have frozen yogurt, great friends, sweet family, and slurpees from 7-11 to make all of these things just slip awayyy

Ford Flashback

YO YO YO BLOGGING WORLD! I had a most excellent weekend. I ended up going home to Colorado to visit the family and it was pretty much perfect. As I was going through the stuff I have left in my old room, I came across a gem. You know when you were younger and in English class you had a journal you had to write in every day on a specific topic the teacher assigned? Yeah, I found one of mine. So in order to immortalize my words of the past, and to see how much I have (or haven't changed), I'm planning on making known some of the more entertaining journal entries. And so it begins... August 19, 1999 "Annoying Things" I think people who smoke are really annoying because they stink and are killing themselves. I also think dog barking is annoying. Especially at night. My brother plays really loud guitar music, too, and that really bugs me. I think people who brag are annoying. They just keep on talking and talking about themselves. The last really annoying thing I ...

Some things I just don't understand about myself

How I find Donald Trump attractive: Watching shows like Jersey Shore (fist pump): Mullets (ps every time i google mullets i just get happy)

Sandwich on Pavement

(A poem to describe my lunch hour) It was a good day to be had, for lunch was longer than normal. I went to eat a salad and sandwich at Zupas; not too formal. Darren and Janna and Nikki were there, I'm no longer popular in Provo, I fear. Everyone said hello, but not to me, Nikki wins at life it seems. Thai peanut salad entered my tummy, And while I ate I laughed because we're so damn funny. Backstreet Boys played overhead, I danced and sang and dreamed of Nick Carter in my bed. TMI for my family, this poem has crossed that line, But its ok because thats how I rhyme. Then lunch had to be over and we said our goodbyes, And my sandwich fell on the pavement, oh me oh my(s). fin . (don't worry. i picked it back up and put it in my purse. saved that for later!) ps we are the dream team

I am attracted to this Asian

Proof I might have been in Korea for too long (or just long enough)... Hottest guy on Glee: truth.

Reason #48753

Why my family is awesome: Tonight I'm chilling with some friends, doing our usual weekly frozen yogurt run, when I get this picture message from my dad. On my tiny phone screen I struggle to decipher what my brother Donald is dressed up as...but then a quick follow up text alleviates my confusion: "Donalds salad dressing costume" That's all.

Ohhh GRE-at!

I've realized for awhile now that I'll need to take the GRE in the near future for grad school, but I've been putting off studying as long as possible. Today was the day I decided to crack open the study manual and get started on the process. I'm not super excited about taking it, but I am excited about going back to school. Weird. Anyways, so tonight after work I wasted some time but then I started my studying. It was going well until...I fell asleep. I was worried it would happen so I did make sure to set an alarm for 20 mins later. You know, get a good power nap in there. Well, lets just remember that I suck at power naps. But I'm really good at real naps. So after I woke up to my alarm at the 20 mins interval, I went right back to sleep. And then I woke up to my friends (Janna and Jill-woot woot!) calling to tell me they'd be getting to my apartment in 1-2 minutes. I quickly put on pants. They call again to tell me they are waiting outside. I grab m...