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November 22


Saturday is a big day. Not just in college football, but in life.

In my mind, it is similar to Groundhog Day. Each year, if BYU wins, I know that I will have a kick-a next six weeks. But if BYU loses, winter really sets in and I get depressed. That's just how it is.

(It might not be the most perfect analogy...just don't think too hard about it.)

The point is, I hate the Utes. I hate everything about them. I have a personal policy that I will not wear red during the month of November each year because I hate it so much. It reminds me of sin/the Utes. To read more on why hate is necessary, go here.

On the other hand, I love the Cougs. I love them more than High School Musical 3 and Enrique combined. They bring joy, peace, happiness, and love into the world. They give me hope of a brighter future. My mood is directly correlated to how well the Cougars are playing. Read more about love here.

Saturday is vital to a continued state of glee in my life.


Comments

Triz said…
I hate the Utes more than I hate being kicked in the junk. Really. I would rather be kicked in the junk than have BYU lose this game. If I could go out on the field and have Kyle Whittingham give me a swift kick to the groin in order to guarantee a win, I would do it 10 times out of 10.

I would then proceed to beat Whittingham until he can't see straight.
November 18, 2008 at 8:15 AM
Bethany said…
amen and amen. thinking about the U ALSO makes me want to throw up!
November 18, 2008 at 10:48 AM
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