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Ten Reasons

This is my public apology to Blake.
(I might have overreacted to his insult of BYU football. No, wait. Not possible. There is no such thing as overreacting to Cougar insults. But I forgive and forget.)
10 Reasons Why Blake is Awesome.
10. He is an excellent writer and even though I never see the movies he loves, I feel inspired just reading his reviews.
9. He teaches me how to say inappropriate things in Russian. (He loves Russia and Russians)
8. He finally added me to his blogroll.
7. His typing skills are impressive (he even types when he's not at a keyboard-like at the movies he'll type out the credits with his fingers on whatever surface his hand is resting on)
6. He is awkward around lots of people.
5. Two words: Guitar Hero
4. When he finds something awesome, he gets really excited about it and shares it with everyone-like the band Godspeed You! Black Emperor and random Radiohead stuff.
3. One time he lived in Tajikistan.
2. He always wins arguments.
1. Him and Rihanna (you can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh...) are pen pals.
(*Note to Blake. If you remove me from your blogroll I will post 20 reasons why you suck*)

Comments

Ben said…
Somebody has a ridiculous and obsessive crushy crush. Who could it possibly Be?

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